GOP Candidate Gives a Perfect Speech
Create Your Own Star Wars Crawl (Update: The Most Patriotic Crawl Evah?)
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here . Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.] Here’s something to frivolous as we watch Anthony Weiner’s career disintegrate before our very eyes… Remember how in the beginning of every Star Wars movie they start off with a few paragraphs of crawling text. Did you ever feel like writing you own? Well, now you can. Seriously. Like my wife is a sci-fi sweetie, so I wrote one about us, taking about how I met Princess Mary of the Tagalog clan (if you know Filipino culture, that is a moderately funny joke) and so on… I don’t know if there is a language filter or not, but certainly they don’t care if you are wildly far away from the topic of Star Wars. And best of all, you can link to or embed your creations. And all for free, here . (Via IGN ). So how about you have fun with the concept and then link to your creations in the comments? Sound like fun? Update: I slept on it and woke up with the perfect idea for a crawl: [Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
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Create Your Own Star Wars Crawl (Update: The Most Patriotic Crawl Evah?)
MSNBC’s Degenerate Lefty Ed Schultz: Trump Like a “12-Year-Old Who Just Learned How to Masturbate”
The über-classiness never ends. Via Radio Equalizer : That is the perfect start to the conclusion of this story, that we have found out that Donald Trump is proud of himself!It’s almost as if he’s a 12-year-old that just learned how to masturbate and he’s really proud of himself!
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MSNBC’s Degenerate Lefty Ed Schultz: Trump Like a “12-Year-Old Who Just Learned How to Masturbate”
If Josef Mengele mated with Margaret Sanger
If Josef Mengele mated with Margaret Sanger they would have produced ”Dr.” Kermit Gosnell. They would have been PROUD parents, and Jack the Ripper would have been the perfect Godfather! But Mr. and Mrs. Gosnell produced this monster…and he is the pride of Philadelphia instead. You’ll need a strong stomach to read about this inhuman human, but here the link (Judy provided
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If Josef Mengele mated with Margaret Sanger