The Funniest Thing I Saw All Day
Was this, which is honestly for real and not an Onion parody: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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The Funniest Thing I Saw All Day
He says he lied when he said he lied : Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson, says he wishes he hadn’t apologized for telling lies about the former Alaska governor because he’s “never lied about anything.” Johnston said in an interview on CBS’ “The Early Show” to air Friday that he wishes that he hadn’t issued the apology to Palin. “I don’t really regret anything,” Johnston said, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playgirl. “But the only thing I wish I wouldn’t have done is put out that apology ’cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I’ve never lied about anything. So that’s probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with.” He’s no liar. And anyone who says he is — including himself — is a liar. Stolen from Hot Air — like everything else on this blog.
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Levi Johnston: I’m Sorry I Said I Was Sorry
Levi Johnston Trying to Sell Tell-All Book About Sarah Palin and Family
Ace has the best take : Note he previously said, just this past month, he’d lied about her to get attention. Now he’s peddling more lies. He will of course find an eager publisher. And of course he should be published. Of course he should be a published author. After all, he’s accomplished so much — he had unprotected sex with a younger girl, got her knocked up, and then abandoned her. And then, fearing that he soon might have to get a real job, he tricked her into accepting a false marriage proposal so he could sell the story to Us weekly for $100,000 (and also shop a reality show about the sham marriage). Who wouldn’t want to be in the Levi Johnston business? About a month ago, Levi said to Palin and her family: “I hope one day to restore your trust.” And I said: “Yeah, good luck with that.” Normally, I love saying I told you so. But it doesn’t feel good to have been right about this.
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Levi Johnston Trying to Sell Tell-All Book About Sarah Palin and Family
Filed under: Woman Up The young parents announced their wedding plans last month in US magazine. Now we’re hearing they’re back in Splitsville.
Filed under: Sarah Palin , Woman Up Teenage girls develop very complicated relationships with their mothers as they come into their own, and Bristol Palin is apparently no exception.