I am starting to conclude that Barack Obama is simply not as bright as he thinks that he is: The next casualty of sequestration could be the Easter Bunny – at least according to a White House e-mail that recently landed in Capitol Hill inboxes. The White House warned Congress that budget cuts could nix the annual Easter Egg Roll for kids, which is planned | Read More

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For a given value of “his own.” Short version of this Jay Carney clip: Hilary who ? Hilary Rosen ? The White House has so many people coming through, after all… Somewhere, Robert Gibbs is nodding to himself and thinking, Yes. The chrysalis has fallen away to reveal… well, a prime example of Dermatobia hominis (human bot fly). Well, they can’t all be pretty, pretty butterflies. Moe Lane ( crosspost ) PS: Yes, I am well aware that if bot flies actually cocooned they wouldn’t have made this list .  Then again, it’s the human bot fly reproductive cycle that otherwise makes that particular insect a nigh-perfect metaphor for your average Democratic White House Press Secretary.  Work with me here, people. PPS: If you don’t know what the bot fly reproductive cycle is, you probably will be better off by not clicking the links.

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Jay Carney comes into his own by denying Hilary Rosen hers.

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Filed under: Democrats , Republicans , Budget , Obama Administration , White House , Barack Obama Friday was the deadline for the two parties to agree on a short-term funding measure to avoid a government shutdown. They succeeded, but only with gritted teeth.

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Here’s White House press secretary Jay Carney explaining why the president hasn’t given a satisfactory response to the situation in Libya:

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Obama Has Yet to Speak Out on Libya Due to ‘Scheduling Issue’

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Obama Adds News Conference to Tuesday Schedule

On February 15, 2011, in Barack Obama, by Markisacopyrightthief

The press conference, which was a late addition to the president’s schedule, means that the debut of new White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is probably delayed another day.

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