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On September 2, 2010, in Al Gore, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, by markboabaca

The radical environmentalist who held hostages at the Discovery Channel yesterday was inspired by Al Gore and his book Inconvenient Truth. The story will die quickly. What if he had been inspired by Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin? How do you think the incident would have been covered? Read More: Hat tip: MSNBC

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Time to send in the Goracle… Armed Man Takes at Least One Hostage in Discovery Channel Building, May Have Bomb – Fox News Police in Maryland are responding to a hostage situation after reports that a man with a handgun entered the Discovery Channel headquarters building in Silver Spring and fired at least one shot. An official with the Montgomery County Police Department confirmed to Fox News that a man with an explosive device is holding at least one person hostage in the lobby of the building. A Discovery employee reportedly told WJLA-TV that the building, located in suburban Washington, D.C., was on lockdown. The employee also said she thought she had heard five or six gunshots. Dan Friz, a spokesman with the Montgomery County Police Department, reportedly told the station that a tactical team is trying to communicate with the gunman. Posted on his website: www.savetheplanetprotest.com The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY: 1. The Discovery Channel and it’s affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn’s “My Ishmael” pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other’s inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!! 2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it. 3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR! …For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease! Via local CBS affiliate: UPDATE : GWP found this from what appears to be the same man… United For Peace & Justice Save the Planet Protest Against the Discovery Channel Multi-Day Event , From February 15-23, 2008 daily Friday, February 15th 2008 9am Silver Spring, MD USA I have tried to submit television show ideas to the Discovery Channel about saving the planet and they have outright rejected all ideas and won’t even listen. My question is: What will it hurt to broadcast shows about seeking solutions to saving the planet? What would it hurt to at least TRY to find solutions by televising shows asking the public for new ideas on how to live? The reason they keep broadcasting shows against saving the life on this planet is because we don’t say anything. We let them get away with it. Only we, the people, can demand change. Only we can demand from the world that they start making positive changes starting with Discovery Channel’s programming. If there is ANY network whose responsibility it is to save the planet, it’s the Discovery Channel. We would like to ‘discover’ new ways to live and ‘invent’ new ways to save this planet called Earth. The debate about the state of the planet is over. Global Warming is a reality. Animal species going extinct IS happening. If nothing is done, so may we. Now begins the debate on how to save the planet. Join me there to demand change. Location: One Discovery Place, off of Wayne and Georgia Ave.  Silver Spring MD 20910 Contact: Lee misterfifteen@hotmail.com 760-612-4309  http://www.savetheplanetprotest.com Update II: The Goracle has some blood on his hands… S ILVER SPRING, Md. – Montgomery County Police have shot and killed a gunman who held several people hostage in the Discovery Communications building in Silver Spring for nearly four hours Wednesday. Three people who had been taken hostage are now safe and out of the building, Montgomery County Police Chief Tom Manger says. Manger says the suspect was shot at 4:48 p.m. Wednesday. Manger says an explosive device may have detonated, and the suspect may have brought other devices into the building. Authorities believe there was some smoke and may have heard a popping noise but have not confirmed anything. “We believe there are other suspected devices in the building that have not been rendered safe. The operation at this point is to make sure those devices are rendered safe and removed,” Manger says.

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