No I Didn’t See That (I Guess I Was M.I.A.)

On February 7, 2012, in Barack Obama, by LautzVanderbeck393

Unlike Ross Kaminsky (and much of the world), I missed M.I.A. giving the world the old familiar suggestion during Madonna’s Super Bowl half time show. Most of Madonna’s music doesn’t interest me so I wasn’t paying a lot of attention to the proceedings. Well, eight years ago, I also missed Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction . Her music didn’t interest me either. In recent years, I’ve been more apt to pay attention to the music during the Super Bowl Half Time Show with Paul McCartney, The Who and Bruce Springsteen. Come to think of it I didn’t mind The Black Eyed Peas. Not so much for their music. Fergie is pretty easy on the eyes. So who should be the Super Bowl Half Time performer next year? How about Bob Dylan? Or maybe The Allman Brothers? Maybe Stevie Wonder would fit the bill. I think we’re due for a Simon & Garfunkel reunion. America, Chicago or Carly Simon would also be cool.

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A Thought for Josh Hamilton

On February 3, 2012, in Barack Obama, by MendesIdalia899

Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton apparently suffered a relapse on Monday night and was seen drinking at a bar in Dallas. His teammate Ian Kinsler is also reported to have arrived at the bar in an effort to persuade Hamilton to return to his home. Hamilton, of course, has a long history of alcohol and substance abuse problems. These problems surfaced soon after the Tampa Bay Devil Rays made him the number one pick in the 1999 MLB Draft and was suspended on multiple occasions. His problems were such that he was

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Edwin Jackson On The Move Again

On February 2, 2012, in Barack Obama, by AlvarezDana

Consider what I wrote when the St. Louis Cardinals acquired pitcher Edwin Jackson from the Chicago White Sox (via the Toronto Blue Jays) last July: So the Cardinals are Jackson’s sixth big league club (including the five minutes he spent with the Jays) in less than three years. Jackson joins a Cardinals team that is currently in first place in the NL Central and is now part of a starting rotation in St. Louis which includes Chris Carpenter, Jaime Garcia, Jake Westbrook and Kyle Lohse. But even if the Cards should win the World Series methinks Jackson will be pitching elsewhere in 2012. He is a free agent at the end of the season. I guess you could call him Travelin’ Edwin Jackson. Well, the Cardinals did win the World Series and Jackson, true to form, has moved on. Today, Jackson signed a one-year contract with the Washington Nationals pending a physical. Jackson went a combined 12-9 with a 3.79 ERA along with 148 strikeouts in just under 200 innings pitched with the Chisox and Cardinals in 2011. The Nats look like they could contend in 2012 especially if MLB decides to add a second Wild Card spot. In any case, Jackson joins a starting rotation which includes Stephen Strasburg, Jordan Zimmermann, Chien-Ming Wang and ex-Oakland Athletic Gio Gonzalez. Interestingly, the 28-year old Jackson was offered several multiple year deals with the Cardinals, the Boston Red Sox and the Baltimore Orioles but decided to seek a one-year deal so he could re-enter the free agent market after this season. Jackson’s decision to sign with the Nats is no doubt disappointing to Pittsburgh Pirates fans who had lobbied him to sign with the Bucs through Twitter. But who knows? The Nats are Jackson’s seventh big league team and probably not his last. Maybe Pirates fans will get their wish in 2013. Of course, Jackson has a long way to go before he catches up to his former Cardinals teammate Octavio Dotel who, now as a member of the Detroit Tigers, will have pitched for an MLB record 13 teams.

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Don Cornelius, R.I.P.

On February 1, 2012, in Barack Obama, by apgreco

Don Cornelius, the longtime host of the nationally syndicated TV program Soul Train , died this morning of an apparent suicide. He was 75. Soul Train was a showcase for mostly African-American musicians specializing in R&B and soul music. It began to air nationally in the fall of 1971. Although Cornelius was from Chicago, the show became associated with Philly Soul. Indeed, the theme song for Soul Train was “TSOP (The Sound of Philadelphia)” which was recorded by MFSB, a group of studio musicians organized by the songwriting duo of Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff (along with The Three Degrees on vocals.) Over the years, Soul Train has featured the likes of The Isley Brothers , Kool & The Gang , and Earth, Wind & Fire . From time to time, one might also see an act one might not expect to see such as Elton John or

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A Monstrosity, Not a Monument

On January 28, 2012, in Barack Obama, Congress, by BrennanShawna20

You may have heard that an Eisenhower Memorial is on the drawing boards. Or maybe you haven’t — there has been little publicity. It will occupy a four-acre site just off the Mall and within sight of the Capitol. Perhaps the powers that be saw its unpopularity coming a mile off. The executive director of the Eisenhower Memorial Commission acknowledged that they were “moving quickly,” and according to Philip Kennicott of the Washington Post , that “may be rattling a town that likes to take decades considering additions to its monumental core.” Milton Grenfell, vice chairman of the National Civic Art Society–an organization highly critical of the planned memorial–said the idea now seems to be to “move quickly to construction before anyone can voice objections.” Ground-breaking is (or was) scheduled for the late fall of 2012, less than a year from now. But word of the planned abomination is spreading. And when I called the Eisenhower Memorial Commission’s executive architect, Daniel Feil, he told me that they would not be meeting their end-of-October deadline for submitting a revised design for the National Capital Planning Commission meeting in December. The architect chosen to design the memorial is Frank Gehry and you surely have heard of him. He’s the one whose undulating metallic structures draw attention to themselves. Germaine Greer called them “scrunched-up brown bags.” How was Gehry chosen to memorialize Eisenhower? I have been trying to find out, without much success. Oh, there was a “competition”– but it was a choice “strictly confined to modernists,” I was told by someone in the know. Perhaps it was rigged. Apparently an influential figure in the choice of Gehry was Rocco Siciliano, a businessman from Beverly Hills who is also chairman of the Commission. A big fundraiser for Gehry’s Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles and a person who sits on the L.A. Philharmonic board with Gehry, Siciliano was an assistant secretary of labor in the first Eisenhower administration. Gehry also brought along avant-garde theater director Robert Wilson, who would help Gehry put Eisenhower in his proper place. “It made me very tearful to realize that this great man was not recognized,” Gehry said last year. But don’t trust those crocodile tears. He’s interested in aesthetic issues only to disparage them. “I’m confused as to what’s ugly and what’s pretty,” the Los Angeles Times quoted him as saying in a particular moment of clarity. The current design for the Eisenhower Memorial is a monstrosity. Two views are published here. One shows 60-foot concrete posts, symbolizing precisely nothing, arrayed in front of the Department of Education building. The other shows the “memorial” in its full 540-foot width, with a chain-link fence (called a “tapestry”) suspended from those monster posts. The Department of Education is almost entirely concealed behind it. Cars in the foreground (on Independence Avenue) show the massive scale. The chain-link “tapestry” depicts what seem to be dead trees in Abilene, Kansas. “These chain-link trees do not have leaves, and depict a permanent winter,” said Eric Wind, secretary of the National Civic Arts Society. That society, which earlier this year held an Eisenhower Memorial counterproposal competition, stated: Gehry’s proposed basketball-court sized metal mesh screens hung between massive concrete posts over 60 feet tall would be an uncivil, brutal insult to the classical city envisioned by Pierre L’Enfant and our nation’s founders. That could be music to the ears of Frank Gehry, however. Kennicott, the Washington Post ‘ s culture critic, has put his finger on what Gehry really wants: “To break with centuries of tradition in the aesthetics of memorialization.” But when a tradition lasts for centuries, maybe there’s a reason for it. Wanting to break with it is the familiar goal of revolutionaries masquerading as artists. In a 1995 interview, Gehry said: “What got me excited in the beginning were the social issues. I come from a very lefty liberal family in Canada and architecture looked like it was the panacea. You could make housing for the poor.” In the case of the Pruitt-Igoe public housing project in St. Louis (completed in 1956; demolished in 1972), social issues–crime above all–were indeed central but the high-rise architecture was part of the problem rather than a panacea. The sad fate of Pruitt-Igoe, designed by a mid-century mainstream modernist Japanese architect, was the first (but not the last) demolition of modernist architecture. Since then the Cabrini-Green high-rise projects in Chicago have also been knocked down, as have others all over the country. The Gehry monstrosity on the Mall will cost U.S. taxpayers more than $100 million, so, while acting as our aesthetic tutors, our avant-guardians also feast off our taxes. The proposed Eisenhower Memorial is not at all comparable to the one recently dedicated to Martin Luther King, Jr., also on the Mall. That ponderous chunk of granite at least was paid for with private funds. It was also a sincere attempt to represent King as, precisely, a monumental figure. (The King quotation on it misrepresented what King said, however, leading Maya Angelou and the Washington Post to recommend that it be chiseled off and reengraved.) Kennicott wasn’t entirely wrong when he called Gehry the world’s most famous architect. But famous is an inch away from infamous, and that’s what could lie ahead for Gehry. CONSIDER WASHINGTON’S best-known monuments. The Lincoln Memorial (1912–22) tells visitors: “Here is a man who was a great president!” You are expected to admire him. You probably don’t know who designed the memorial, but that’s because the architect, Henry Bacon, wasn’t trying to draw attention to himself. At a public talk at the National Archives in October, Gehry was nonetheless condescending about the Lincoln Memorial. It’s “in the form of a Greek temple,” he said. “What’s that got to do with Lincoln?” Maybe they should have built him a log cabin. The Jefferson Memorial was also built as a classical temple. (Architect: John Russell Pope. Construction: 1939–43.) By then modernists were already sensing that our cultural borders were undefended and that aesthetic standards could be subverted and then reenlisted in a war against bourgeois taste. So the Jefferson Memorial was criticized as retrograde even as it was being built. Dressing up 20th-century buildings in “styles that are safely dead,” Gehry’s forerunners complained, was a “tired architectural lie.” But the people liked what they saw, FDR was solidly behind it, and the memorial was not changed. It is popular today. The Eisenhower Memorial, like all of Gehry’s work, seems designed to draw attention to Gehry himself. But its very idiosyncrasy suggests that it won’t wear well. What may seem fascinatingly “different” today soon becomes merely tiresome. Gehry’s “twisted surfaces and exploded topology lessons,” as Justin Shubow, chairman of the National Civic Art Society, calls them, do express Gehry’s philosophy, which, he has said, is that “life is chaotic, dangerous and surprising. Building should express that.” But why, exactly, should buildings seem chaotic? Gehry’s seem repetitive and, in the end, merely daft. His Center for Brain Health in Las Vegas “appears to have been designed by an Alzheimer’s patient,” said Shubow. There was an interesting recent contretemps in Paris. Gehry’s plan to build a 150,000-square-foot cultural center called “The Cloud” was suspended by a court ruling in February. On the edge of the Bois de Boulogne, it exceeded height limits, invaded forest land, closed off a road, and so on. An outraged Gehry said his project was a “magical cloud of glass” and that his critics were “philistines.” Now, one hears, the project may be back on track. It’s being paid for by the richest man in France, the owner of Louis Vuitton, Dior, and Givenchy. But it resembles a half-deflated dirigible, or a “squashed lampshade,” as someone said, adding that it should be razed to the ground. MILTON GRENFELL, the National Civic Art Society’s vice chairman, told me that architecture students “have to be taught to love ugliness. They’re indoctrinated into this alternative universe.” (Grenfell designed the traditional Eisenhower statue and pedestal shown at left; it is just one of the society’s counterproposals, all of which, I’m told, are preferable to Gehry’s.) I’m hoping that David Brussat of the Providence Journal is right when he said that the public has grown tired of being “the lab rats for modern architecture’s addiction to experimentation.” It’s high time. In his books The Painted Word (1975) and From Bauhaus to Our House (1981), Tom Wolfe turned the postwar fashion of abstract expressionism and architecture into high comedy. Frank Gehry’s proposed Eisenhower Memorial represents a far greater cultural decline than abstract painting ever did. The absurdities of Pollock and de Kooning can be ignored, and today they are. You don’t have to have them on your walls, or look at them in museums. If collectors view them as an investment game, that’s their business. Gehry’s monumental invasions are a different matter. He is in your face and intentionally so. And his proposed memorial comes not just at the public’s expense but also at President Eisenhower’s. Grenfell told me that he believes the Gehry monstrosity can be stopped. The Eisenhower family has been openly critical of the planned memorial. Susan Eisenhower has told the press that the entire family is “unified” in its concerns. The proposed memorial should be stopped. Congress should not fund this $100 million-plus scandal, $30 million of which has already been allocated. The latest Gehry vanity, supposedly a memorial to Eisenhower, is a deliberate assault on our sense of what is appropriate and as such should never be built. 

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