Is this a joke?

Washington (AP) – The Obama administration has formed a new task force to target financial fraud – replacing an earlier corporate fraud task force.

Attorney General Eric Holder says the new group will have a broader scope – and incorporate state investigators as well as federal agencies – to investigate and prosecute financial crimes that worsened the market collapse.

The attorney general made the announcement standing with officials from the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Treasury Department, and the Department of Housing and Urban Development. The task force replaces one created in 2002 by the Bush administration following the corporate scandals surrounding WorldCom, Enron, Adelphia, and other firms.

Wow.  So we’re going to trust the government to target financial fraud that made the market collapse when the majority of blame lies at the feet of Washington?

Take a look at the massive su(ck$ a$$)ccess of the $787 billion stimulus in creating (or saving? LOL!) jobs:

Here’s a stimulus success story: In Arizona’s 15th congressional district, 30 jobs have beensaved or created with just $761,420 in federal stimulus spending. At least that’s what the Web site set up by the Obama administration to track the $787 billion stimulus says.

There’s one problem, though: There is no 15th congressional district in Arizona; the state has only eight districts.

“The inaccuracies on recovery.gov that have come to light are outrageous and the Administration owes itself, the Congress, and every American a commitment to work night and day to correct the ludicrous mistakes.”

There’s the understatement of the year: “correct the ludicrous mistakes”.  The only problem with this statement is that the administration will try to “correct” their mistakes by either firing the people who reported the inaccuracies and replacing them with people who don’t squeal, or they will “correct” their mistakes with new reports that “don’t need to be audited because they have been ‘verified’ already”.

Of course there’s always more:

More than ten percent of the jobs the Obama administration has claimed were “created or saved” by the $787 billion stimulus package are doubtful or imaginary, according to reports compiled from eleven major newspapers and the Associated Press.

Based only on our analysis of stimulus media coverage in the last two weeks, The Examiner has created this interactive map to document exaggerated stimulus claims. The map, which will be updated as new revelations appear, currently reflects an exaggeration by the Obama administration of about 75,000 jobs, out of the 640,000 jobs supposedly “created or saved.”

Ultimately, the Obama administration and the Democratic Congress set up a $787 billion slush fund to create more government jobs and to finance Democrats’ 2010 campaigns, while the taxpayer foots the bill.  So much for stimulation.

But hey, bring on that task force to find financial fraud.  Just make sure they don’t turn look at the crooks and liars in the White House and Congress – or they may end up unemployed like Gerald Walpin and others.

This comes from PEU Report:

Not on the list?

1. Fraud that led to the financial crisis.
2. Insider trading by New York Fed Chairman Stephen Friedman (purchase of GS stock)
3. Insider trading by Senator Dick Durbin (purchase of Berkshire Hathaway)

Wall Street doesn’t play by the same rules as Main Street. Neither do the Beltway Boys. As long as the Beltway’s revolving door is greased and spinning, neither group ever will.

May as well be that many since many of the jobs claimed to have been created are just plain bogus or they come from non-existent districts from our 57 states.

From Campaign Spot on National Review:

In fact, Recovery.gov lists hundreds of millions spent and hundreds of jobs created in Congressional districts that don’t exist.

In Oklahoma, for example, the site lists more than $19 million in spending — and 15 jobs created — on Congressional districts that don’t exist. In Iowa, it shows $10.6 million spent – and 39 jobs created — in non-existent districts.

In Connecticut’s 42nd District (which also does not exist), the website claims 25 jobs created with zero stimulus dollars.

We should have caught on quicker when we saw listings for jobs created in Bloom County, Gotham City, San Andreas, Sunnydale, and Sodor.

From Baseball Crank reports about the Washington Examiner interactive map of bogus jobs created or saved:

The Washington Examiner spots the pattern from multiple news reports:

More than ten percent of the jobs the Obama administration has claimed were “created or saved” by the $787 billion stimulus package are doubtful or imaginary, according to reports compiled from eleven major newspapers and the Associated Press.Based only on our analysis of stimulus media coverage in the last two weeks, The Examiner has created this interactive map to document exaggerated stimulus claims. The map, which will be updated as new revelations appear, currently reflects an exaggeration by the Obama administration of about 75,000 jobs, out of the 640,000 jobs supposedly “created or saved.”

Barack Obama has decided to call a jobs summit to calm fears of rising unemployment that his stimulus package has failed to curtail. Although President Obama continues to claim that the stimulus has “created or saved” hundreds of thousands of jobs, 10.2% unemployment smacks down that argument every time.

From Fox News:

Next month’s summit will be the 12th Obama has hosted or attended since assuming the presidency, not counting a July “beer summit” aimed to tamp down a racially tinged dispute between Harvard Professor Henry Gates and Cambridge, Mass., Police Sgt. James Crowley, who arrested Gates in his home after reports of a break-in.

At the White House, Obama held a fiscal responsibility summit in February, a health care summit in March and an Afghan-Pakistan summit in May. He has also attended G20 and G-8 meetings abroad as well as attended Russia, Mexico, NATO and Americas summits.

Lee Cary over at AmericanThinker.com sums up President Obama’s summit before it even takes place:

It would have been heresy to publically make the following statement six months ago: Obama is intent on eroding the U.S. economy so that he can more easily transform it into a version of European socialism.

The idea of a “summit” is typical of a community organizer mentality. Convene the stakeholders, let them vent about the problem, give a shout-out to those already engaged in efforts to address the problem, get at least one member of the “establishment” that caused the trauma to attend and be contrite, define a vague action plan, stress the need for the whole community to get actively involve, break into small groups to discuss the issues, put people’s thoughts on flip chart paper, have the break-out groups’ scribes report back to the larger group, be sure everyone signs their names and contact information on a clipboard, and then schedule a few interviews with the local media to exaggerate the outcomes of the event.

As the Summit ends in December, the room will be all a-buzz with optimism and bonhomie. Then nothing will change. It’s about feeling good, not doing good.

At Obama’s Summit, we can expect some announcement like an extension of unemployment benefits, or a commitment from an administration-friendly company to hire x-hundred more employees in an inner city, or the formation of a special blue ribbon commission of Beltway luminaries and captains of industry tasked to come up with additional solutions to make “The Turn in Ten” – how the decline in jobs will turn around in 2010 to a growth in jobs. More new government jobs.

December Job Summit 2009

December Job Summit 2009